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elloo loves. this site is to randomly list all of your favorite qoutes. they could be deep and insightful, or random and hilarious. doesn't matter, list away. it could be from a book, philosopher, or something you jus thought was funny from a random convo you and your friends had. lets pour on the happy.

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my favorite philosopher was the c-dude, Confucius. pretty kool guy, lots of wisdom. so I have like tons of quotes from him i've memorized over the yrs. i'm wierd...I know.

the common man worries he doesn't know others well enough, while the wise man worries he doesn't know himself
- Confucius

If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's OK. But you've got to shoot for something. A lot of people don't even shoot.
- Confucius

alot of ppl don't get that one, but it means something to me.


Life is really simple, its man who complicates things
-Confucius

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance
- Confucius

I couldn't agree with him more on that one.


and on a more lighter note.

Northstar: "I know you like the little goldfish and all, but this seems a bit extreme. You're not doing anything untoward with the boy, are you?
Juggernaut: "Come on, Northstar, I like girls, present company excluded."
Northstar: "Did you--did you just call me a girl?"
Juggernaut: "Well, you like boys, don't you?"
Northstar: "No, I like men. Present company excluded."
Juggernaut: "Whoo, now I'm deeply wounded. I may never recover from the painful emotional shock of being rejected by a guy."

-just some x-man comic I was reading

Gertrude: "the apple really did fall far from the tree on this one"
Chase: "I may not be all math smart like my old man, but I'm street smart"
Gertrude: "what street? sesame?"

- runaways

I think thats all i'll drop for now, don't wanna go all text crazy on you guys.

Homer Simpson quotes:

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

"The man who saves a life saves the world in time." - Oscan Schindler

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Ghandi

"The figure of white with a silver Game Boy in
his palm; and like a sharp, sudden jolt of 4-bit lightning, he
wrought light upon this world."

Truth: I am the voice of the GODS!!!

Arbiter: And so you must be silenced. *runs the prorhet of truth through with his energy sword.
-halo 3

Lord Hood: I cant believe he's dead.

Arbiter: Were it so Easy.
-halo 3

" A single flood spore can destroy a species. Were it not for the Arbiter's council, I would have glassed your ENTIRE PLANET!"
-Rtas 'Vadum, halo 3

"If you walk the beach with a surfboard, you are set. You could pick up every chick. Now, if you walk with a surfboard and an acoustic guitar, you could be like Elvis."
-Trey Brown

(while driving)
Me: Oh no, a black cat right in front of us…
Mom: No it's not! Turn left!

To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- the c-dude

Mothers love their sons, and raise their daughters
-Mr. Horn

yeh, we had this program where students just come in and talk about real issues. sometimes there would be different people who come in, philosophers, motivational speakers, etc etc. pretty kool deal, untill it got canceled.lol. not important, this statement very tru when you think into it.

Little girl: Mister...can I ask you a question?
Wolverine: Sure, darlin
Little girl: Are you...are you Spider-Man?
Wolverine: No, darlin'...Spider-Man's a sissy.
- random x-men comic

Logan: "What's the prob, darlin'? Ya know-- I was just thinkin' about you... but I had some sort o' weird memory lapse or somethin'--"
Jubilee: "Gee, that's nice and all that...and I've been having memory problems too, but right now I'm in a teensy little bit of trouble and could you pleeeeease come over and bail me out --"
Logan: "Bail you out? Just what did the cops nab you for, Jubilee?"
Jubilee: "Uhhh, driving without a license, speeding, resisting arrest -- oh, and Customs zapped me because your stupid motorcycle didn't have an import duty stamp!"
Logan: "Import duty?? That's a made in the USA Harley freakin' Davidson...! I don't owe any import duty on that bike!"
Jubilee: "Yeah, well, you do if the bike's in Tokyo, dude!"
-random x-men comic.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convienience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"
-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"What your get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals"
-Zig Ziglar

"Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right"
-Henry Ford

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up"
-Thomas Edison

"Our lives are not tetermined by what happens to us, but by how we react to what happens. Not by what life brings to us, but the attitude we bring to life"
-unknown

"Man who runs behind car, gets exhausted."

"Man who runs in front of car gets tired."

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

And my personal favorite: "Don't worry. If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."


Oh and for Munky:

SHOOOOR-YUKEN!!

I was gonna post that one at first, just way to lazy to type it out. deadpools a fun character, can't wait to see ryan reynolds play him in the movie. should be pretty kool to watch.